The Third and Final Debate

2004

1st presidential debate: Thursday;
Kerry decisively won.
Bush embarrassingly lost.
Outcome: Fox News reported the oppossite.

1 and only vice-presidential debate: following Wednesday;
Edwards earned a strong victory.
Cheney finished a closer second than Gee-Dubya.
Outcome: Republicans wonder again why Jr. wasn't just another Dan Quayle Human-BPV.

2nd presidential debate: Friday;
Kerry earned another strong victory.
Bush exceded his shockingly low expectations.
Outcome: Fox News reported Bush's triumph, and predicted the election results.

3rd presidential debate: Wednesday;
Kerry can't believe he's still not ahead in the 'polls' especially that stupid fucking 'likely voter poll'
Bush can't believe Kerry's still not ahead in the 'polls' even the Gallup Poll...
Outcome: Democrats continue banging their heads against their walls.